The Voices in Frank's Head

Jamie Junger , who was one of Tiger Woods's mistresses, will reportedly co-host a new reality television series with Michelle "Bombshell" McGee , who was one of Jesse James's mistresses. According to its creator, it's all about celebrities who cheat on their loved ones. The show was created by Bobby Goldstein , who created the original Cheaters . According to the pitch, this show will try to "catch celebrity cheaters with their pants down." Jamie Junger and Michelle McGee will presumably rely on their experiences being skanky whores in order to better identify the other skanky whores that celebrities might have affairs with. I understand that everyone in Hollywood tries to transform their 15 minutes of fame into a full-fledged career. However, this is simply too tacky for words. In my opinion, it's an embarrassment to television. I know that the celebrities in question don't want to have their private lives aired on national television. ...

Reports surfaced this afternoon that legendary golfer Tiger Woods once had a sexual relationship with country singer  LeAnn Rimes . At this point, I'm starting to feel like someone should start a list of the famous women and assorted porn stars that Tiger Woods did not have sex with. It would probably save a lot of ink. Tiger once dated LeAnn Rimes - FOX Sports on MSN

Devon James became the latest porn star to come forward and say that she had a sexual relationship with Tiger Woods while he was married. This means that Tiger Woods had at least 15 mistresses during his marriage to Elin Nordegren , including at least 3 of whom were porn stars. Of course, with 15 mistresses to his credit, one has to wonder if the folks who make video games will update the Tiger Woods game to reflect the sport that he was perhaps most proficient at. Players, for example, could leave the golf course behind and join virtual Tiger Woods in a dimly lit bar as he pursues his latest conquest. In later stages of the game, players could concoct various schemes to keep his indiscretions a secret. And then, of course, comes the final level when players would score points by helping Tiger Woods dodge golf clubs that are swung at his head by his pissed off wife. Call me, EA Sports. We can make this huge.