My Christmas Gift from Keira Knightley

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Keira Knightley Needs Consolation
I got the best Christmas present I could ask for early this morning. It turns out that Keira Knightley, whom I have obsessed about for years now, has broken up with her boyfriend of the past five years.

Now, where did I put my passport?

Keira Knightley clearly needs someone to console her right now and I have a plane to catch.

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The Words Crafter said…
So, why are you wasting time on here?!!!! Get going!
12:05 AM, December 28, 2010
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