I swear, if I hadn't seen the video for this story with my own eyes, I simply wouldn't have believed that it was true. A bunch of college students in merry ol' England riding a roller coaster in the nude.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5032279

My first reaction was one of disbelief.

After a few seconds to let the mental dust settle, I couldn't help but wonder how the laws of physics would impact various body parts. Would the G-forces compress a young woman's breasts to the point that they're not even noticable? Would the gentlemen in the crowd notice an extreme amount of shinking? Or the centrifugal force cause certain body parts to become overly elongated?

Oh, the things my mind ponders.

Of course, I doubt any of the riders at this event even noticed these impacts on their intimate parts. They were too busy being whipped around the track with 3+ Gs.

And, of course, the report from MSNBC failed to shed any light on the subject. (Those guys never ask the important questions).

I guess I'll just have to find my own way of answering these questions. Purely in the interest of science, mind you.

Now, if y'all will excuse me, I have a sudden urge to go buy lots of
sunscreen and pay a lil' visit to Cedar Pointe.

Frank

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