The Voices in Frank's Head

The Avengers  had a special showing at the Tribeca Film Festival. I was lucky enough to get video from this event from the producers. I'm so excited to be able to see The Avengers  in theaters this coming Friday.

Jennifer Love Hewitt at the Cast Party Jennifer Love Hewitt's  breasts will be appearing in a new television show on the Lifetime network called The Client List . Well, actually, I guess all of Jennifer Love Hewitt will be on this show. It's not just her breasts. But, let's face it, most people aren't going to stare at anything else.

Simone Farrow: International Drug Kingpin? Famed bikini model Simone Farrow  was arrested recently in her native Australia . Police allege that she was the mastermind behind an international drug cartel that traffic in methamphetamines between the United States and Australia. My first thought upon reading of Simone Farrow's arrest was: well, that's one way to stuff a bikini. Although, I have to admit that Simone Farrow's arrest does turn an interesting page. A lot of models over the years have gone to great lengths to prove that they can do more than just look good in a bikini. Simone Farrow one-upped all of them by being the mastermind of an international crime syndicate. And, yes, I do realize how terrible all of these thoughts are.

Milla Jovovich will host the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' Scientific and Technical Awards on Saturday, February 11, at the Beverly Wilshire in Beverly Hills. Jovovich will present 10 awards to 30 individual recipients during the evening. Milla Jovovich is the star of The Fifth Element and the Resident Evil franchise. She will next be seen in the feature Resident Evil: Retribution . Portions of the Scientific and Technical Awards presentation will be included in the Oscar ceremony. Academy Awards for outstanding film achievements of 2011 will be presented on Sunday, February 26 at the Kodak Theatre and televised live by the ABC Television Network. The Oscar presentation also will be televised live in more than 225 countries worldwide.

Whitney Port's Falling Bikini Photos surfaced on the internet earlier this week of  Whitney Port's  bikini top suddenly falling off while she was in Miami. She managed to cover herself up (mostly) with her hands, revealing only a little bit of her nipples.  Of course, there just happened to be a photographer nearby when this happened - and Whitney Port just happened to be facing the camera, having covered herself up in the nick of time. Additional photos of the event, by the way, are available here  on Egotastic.com. The trend of bikini a female celebrity's bikini suddenly falling off - and a photographer happening to snap images of it - is something that I wrote about a little over a year ago when Heidi Montag  had a bikini incident that seemed a bit too much like a publicity stunt. (Earlier post available here .) Vanessa Hudgens Covers Up Of course, Whitney Port isn't the only female celebrity to have a bikini top mysteriously fall off in ...

Courtney Stodden Looks Both Naughty and Nice Courtney Stodden posed for a series of photos with her husband, Doug Hutchinson , which almost make one forget that she is only 17 years old and her husband is 51. She looks quite naughty in her metallic red bikini. Her husband is almost completely hidden by the Santa Claus costume. Yes, I almost forgot about the 34 year age difference between Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson. Almost. One can see more of Courtney Stodden's photos with husband Doug Hutchinson here .

Lindsay Lohan - 40+ Lindsay Lohan's photo shoot with Playboy has found its way on-line . She was supposedly trying to recreate Marilyn Monroe's last known photo shoot. Someone told her that this would revive her career. Unfortunately, no one told her to look in the mirror. Looking at this woman in the Playboy photos, I can't believe that she's only 25 years old. If I didn't know better, I would swear that Lindsay Lohan was in her 40s. The calender says Lindsay Lohan is only 25 years old, but the Playboy photos say she is at least 40.

Justine Ezarik There's a theory that all of us have a doppleganger. That is someone who naturally looks just like us. I believe that I have found Justine Ezarik's doppleganger. She, of course, is more commonly known as iJustine  and she creates videos for YouTube. Her doppleganger's name is Svetlana , although her last name is unknown. She is from Kherson , which is medium sized city (population 329,000) in southern Ukraine. Of course, Svetlana doesn't make videos for YouTube like her double. Instead, she is on-line looking for a husband. She is a 22 year old manicurist and mail order bride. Svetlana All of this makes me wonder if any of iJustine's fans would consider marrying Svetlana and bringing her to the United States so they could have their own Justine Ezarik. I also wonder if Justine Ezarik has ancestors from the Ukraine. If so, Svetlana could be a long lost cousin of hers. You can see more iJustine/Justine Ezarik here . More inform...

Amanda Seyfried will appear in a biopic of Lucy Loveless, the star of the legendary porn flick Deep Throat . Also, ABC has ordered 5 new episodes of the show Pan Am .

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 opens in theaters today around the world. It is widely expected to smash box office records, both in the U.S. and internationally. The bad news with this opening is that the Harry Potter movie franchise is coming to an inevitable close. It has been a fantastic series of 8 movies over the past 10 years. The good news, however, is that now that she is 21 years old, it's now acceptable to lust after Emma Watson .

Well, the good news I suppose is that I had a better weekend in Detroit than Charlie Sheen did. No one booed or walked out on me, at least. I guess the Detroit audience was simply filled with warlocks or something. Maybe Charlie Sheen will have better luck in Chicago, which is his next stop. But I doubt it. Outraged Sheen fans walk out of his show in droves | detnews.com | The Detroit News

Taylor Swift in the Bahamas Taylor Swift  was in the Bahamas recently. I'm not sure what the purpose of her visit was - whether it was a vacation or business - but I do know that I like this photo of her there. With this photo, Taylor Swift very well may be the new spokesperson for the Islands of the Bahamas. I know I certainly want to head there after seeing this photo. Thank you, Taylor Swift, for helping me make my vacation plans.

After watching this short video with Irina Shayk , I have this sudden desire to go buy a few cases of SoBe Lifewater . I can definitely use some more electrolytes. Or something.

  Irina Shayk Joins the Elite Congratulations go out today to Irina Shayk . This 25 year old Russian swimsuit model has landed on the cover of the Sport Illustrated  swimsuit issue, which puts her in elite company in the modeling world. I figure the best way that I can commemorate her accomplishment is by blowing off work to ogle pictures of her on-line. I'm sure my clients won't mind a delay for Irina Shayk's sake.

The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards were less than 24 hours ago. By 8 a.m. this morning, however, there were nude photos and video clips of the winning actresses on-line. Yes, the internet is a wonderful thing indeed.

Britney Spears Wants Your Underwear People  magazine reported that Britney Spears went shopping for lingerie recently. She purchased "a Valentine's Day-themed piece and a body suit." In related news, the National Academy of Sciences concluded that Britney Spears shopping for underwear is the least newsworthy story of the past decade. The fact that a national publication decided to report this shows how low things have sunk in American culture.

Rachel Nichols Started a Pillow Fight I had this really weird dream last night. In my dream, I was looking for the TV Guide  and walked into my living room to find it. Keira Knightley , Sienna Miller , Rachel Nichols , and Katy Perry  were all hanging out there for some reason. (Yes, I have excellent taste in guest stars for my dreams.) Anyway, I asked the ladies if they had seen my TV Guide but they ignored me. Instead of answering, Rachel Nichols started a pillow fight with the three other women. I remember being both excited by the pillow fight and irritated that they were ignoring me. I never did find my TV Guide , but - and here's the really weird part - after a moment, those pillows turned into giant ice cream cones. Four of the hottest women in the world were now having an ice cream fight in my living room. Keira Knightley Likes Ice Cream It was at this point where, in my dream, Keira Knightley turned to me asked what my favorite flavor of ice cream is....

CBS announced this afternoon that Katy Perry  will make a special guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother  later this season, in an episode entitled "Oh, Honey". She will reportedly play Zoey's ( Jennifer Morrison ) cousin, a beautiful, naive girl who the gang resorts to calling "Honey". Katy Perry Brings the Honey Katy Perry has made a lot of guest appearances on television shows ( Sesame Street , Saturday Night Live , American Idol , and so on). However, none of these roles have ever been challenging enough to test whether or not her acting abilities are as good as her musical talents. This, I believe, will help to settle that question. The one thing that I can say ahead of time is that I guarantee she'll be better than Britney Spears was when she showed up on HIMYM , which I'll admit is not saying a lot. Anyway, I look forward to seeing Katy Perry on How I Met Your Mother . It should be a fun episode to watch.

Not For the Trailer Natalie Portman  will appear this spring in a new film entitled Your Highness . It's from the director of Pineapple Express  and tells the comical story of prince who goes on a quest to rescue his kidnapped bride (Portman). In one particular scene, Natalie Portman is seen wearing what can only charitably called a thong. There really isn't much of a costume there. In fact, about the only thing that is in that costume is proof that she spends a lot of time at the gym. However, when it came time for Universal Studios to release the trailer for this film, they digitally altered the scene to show Natalie Portman wearing a more modest bikini bottom. She will still wear the more revealing thong in the film, but for the trailer, the studio changed it so that she was wearing something a bit more modest. Let me repeat myself: the studio changed it so that Natalie Portman is wearing something more modest . Universal Studios actually released a statement say...

Katarzyna Szczolek , better known as Sara May , is a Polish singer and tabloid sensation who ran for the district council in Warsaw, Poland. She decided to plaster posters of herself in a bikini all over town in an attempt to garner attention and votes. She unquestionably got the attention as a couple hundred thousand media outlets and blogs picked up this story. People outside of Poland seemed to fall in love with images of Sara May in a bikini. Votes, however, are a different story. Warsaw has a population of 1.7 million people. In the recent election, Sara May received a grand total of 25 votes. 25 votes. In a city of 1.7 million people. Kuba Wojewódzki , a political columnist for Polish newspaper Policy , summed the matter up this way . The impressive common pity blogger and singer got 25 votes. Voltaire said that stupidity is incalculable. In this case, it can be calculated. Okay - enough of this. I promise to lay off the bikini, lingerie, and stripper posts for a little...