Please Shoot Me

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I hate when I'm 3/4 of the way through a film synopsis, only to realize that my script needs yet another re-write because of a major (and highly improbable) cliche in my plot. Why didn't I notice this before?

Ladies and gentlemen, you probably won't see me at all this weekend.

Update @ 2:08 p.m.
At this point, the only thing that is keeping me from slashing my wrists is daydreaming about where I'll go once this project is done. I hear that Wenceslas Square is lovely this time of year.


Okay - back to my writing.

Comments

The Words Crafter said…
If you slash your wrists, some EMT will come in to clean up the scene, see all your work, clean all the blood off it, and submit the whole thing in his name...you'll be dead AND robbed! And he'll probably win the newbie award...Just remember how much fun you had selling insurance...and do it for revenge against the wannabe-script-stealing-EMT!
5:47 PM, June 10, 2010
Frank Nemecek said…
Damn, you're good.
9:30 PM, June 10, 2010
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