Dingell Christmas Poem

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U.S. Representative John D. Dingell read the following poem on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives. It's truly priceless.

Twas the week before Christmas and all through the House

No bills were passed ‘bout which Fox News could grouse;

Tax cuts for the wealthy were passed with great cheer,

So vacations in St. Barts soon would be near;

Katrina kids were nestled all snug in motel beds,

While visions of school and home danced in their heads;

In Iraq our soldiers needed supplies and a plan,

Plus nuclear weapons were being built in Iran;

Gas prices shot up, consumer confidence fell;

Americans feared we were on a fast track to…well…

Wait--- we need a distraction--- something divisive and wily;

A fabrication straight from the mouth of O’Reilly

We can pretend that Christmas is under attack

Hold a vote to save it--- then pat ourselves on the back;

Silent Night, First Noel, Away in the Manger

Wake up Congress, they’re in no danger!

This time of year we see Christmas every where we go,

From churches, to homes, to schools, and yes…even Costco;

What we have is an attempt to divide and destroy,

When this is the season to unite us with joy

At Christmas time we’re taught to unite,

We don’t need a made-up reason to fight

So on O’Reilly, on Hannity, on Coulter, and those right wing blogs;

You should just sit back, relax…have a few egg nogs!

‘Tis the holiday season: enjoy it a pinch

With all our real problems, do we honestly need another Grinch?

So to my friends and my colleagues I say with delight,

A merry Christmas to all,

and to Bill O’Reilly…Happy Holidays.

You can see the video of him reading it on the Floor on-line here.

Comments

Christian Prophet said…
We have fun poking fun at this Christmas thing, but the Holy Spirit's message on The Christian Prophet blog today goes into reasons why public schools are a problem.
9:25 PM, December 16, 2005
Liza said…
I am quite certain that if I were anything other than Roman Catholic, this whole "War on Christmas" would feel very narcissitic and self-aggrandizing. I appreciate people of other faiths getting "into the spirit" and not begrudging our need to make everything either a commercial or Christian reminder of Christmas. Part of the American dream is the supposed lack of religious persecution promised to everyone, and I believe that includes a choice to not follow a mainstream religion. Good for Dingell, I hope someone publishes an illustrated version!
11:34 PM, December 16, 2005
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