I Might Die Soon

I'm not at all worried about my health or longevity.
However, if by some weird fluke, I actually do leave this world on August 7, 2007 then I ask all of my dear readers to watch The Ring in my honor.
I've inundated my friends and family for years with commentaries on everything from foreign currency transactions to the menu at Taco Bell. Some of my commentaries are funny or insightful. Some are me ranting about something I'm annoyed about. All of them come with "Frank's Blog Guarantee" - if you think I've wasted your time with a blog entry, you have the right to kick me in the shins as hard as you want.
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As in, "You might die soon, or at least sooner than we expect the sun to completely burn out, but not quite as soon as Paris Hilton's next scandal."
It's not an incorrect statement, but if it needs to be made, perhaps that person should be more precise if they have some sort of inside connection. You would then know whether or not you should have your entree grilled or fried.
Gotta love the oddballs who post such inane comments. Oh wait...
^_^ Liza
Love & laughter,
Frank