Thursday, June 05, 2008

Oh, what a day (Part 1)

I've been emailing back and forth with one of my ex-girlfriends, Judy, about various things. I mentioned how frustrating it is to meet a woman who is:
I mentioned to her that it's gotten bad enough that I've occasionally pondered the idea of a mail order bride.

Judy, of course, talked me out of it - even if there are 18-year Ukrainian blondes available who like this. (By talking me out of it, I mean she bluntly said, "Put that credit card down!")

Anyway, after all of this, I was at the post office the other day to mail out an entry for a film festival. When I got there, there was this young woman at the counter ahead of me. She was a brunette in her mid- to late-20s; skinny with (dare I say it) really big boobs.

In short, she looked better than anything I could reasonably get from a web site.

Plus, I noticed that she was mailing off stuff to a couple of graduate schools so she wasn't a total air head either.

Anyway, when she finished at the counter, she turned and there was this brief instant where we made eye contact.

Unfortunately, my brain froze on me. I had no idea what to say to this woman. She was out of the building and in the parking lot before the idea of simply saying, "hi!" entered my mind.

*sigh*

Oh, well. Better maybe I'll have luck next time.

2 comments:

Liza said...

There are an infinite number of alternate universes in one glance. Let's just pretend in this one that she wouldn't have been good for you anyway.

And a nice rack really isn't a great way to pick a date, even if she's applying to multiple colleges. LOL

You've probably already seen this, but these cuties are in the new Weezer video "Pork and Beans," and I just had to check out the original reference. It's right up your alley - cute girls jamming to Europop dance music (in this case, Daft Punk): Daft Bodies

Happy Friday!
^_^

FrankNemecek said...

Wait! Did you say that a nice rack ISN'T a great way to pick a date???

Oh, n-o-w someone tells me!

Love & laughter,
Frank