Oh, what a day (Part 1)
- Reasonably attractive;
- Comfortable in a wide-range of social situations - from an evening in a dive bar to crashing a party at the British Consulate.
Judy, of course, talked me out of it - even if there are 18-year Ukrainian blondes available who like this. (By talking me out of it, I mean she bluntly said, "Put that credit card down!")
Anyway, after all of this, I was at the post office the other day to mail out an entry for a film festival. When I got there, there was this young woman at the counter ahead of me. She was a brunette in her mid- to late-20s; skinny with (dare I say it) really big boobs.
In short, she looked better than anything I could reasonably get from a web site.
Plus, I noticed that she was mailing off stuff to a couple of graduate schools so she wasn't a total air head either.
Anyway, when she finished at the counter, she turned and there was this brief instant where we made eye contact.
Unfortunately, my brain froze on me. I had no idea what to say to this woman. She was out of the building and in the parking lot before the idea of simply saying, "hi!" entered my mind.
Oh, well. Better maybe I'll have luck next time.