Oh, what a day (Part 1)
I've been emailing back and forth with one of my ex-girlfriends, Judy, about various things. I mentioned how frustrating it is to meet a woman who is:
I mentioned to her that it's gotten bad enough that I've occasionally pondered the idea of a mail order bride.
Judy, of course, talked me out of it - even if there are 18-year Ukrainian blondes available who like this. (By talking me out of it, I mean she bluntly said, "Put that credit card down!")
Anyway, after all of this, I was at the post office the other day to mail out an entry for a film festival. When I got there, there was this young woman at the counter ahead of me. She was a brunette in her mid- to late-20s; skinny with (dare I say it) really big boobs.
In short, she looked better than anything I could reasonably get from a web site.
Plus, I noticed that she was mailing off stuff to a couple of graduate schools so she wasn't a total air head either.
Anyway, when she finished at the counter, she turned and there was this brief instant where we made eye contact.
Unfortunately, my brain froze on me. I had no idea what to say to this woman. She was out of the building and in the parking lot before the idea of simply saying, "hi!" entered my mind.
*sigh*
Oh, well. Better maybe I'll have luck next time.
- Reasonably attractive;
- Intelligent;
- Comfortable in a wide-range of social situations - from an evening in a dive bar to crashing a party at the British Consulate.
I mentioned to her that it's gotten bad enough that I've occasionally pondered the idea of a mail order bride.Judy, of course, talked me out of it - even if there are 18-year Ukrainian blondes available who like this. (By talking me out of it, I mean she bluntly said, "Put that credit card down!")
Anyway, after all of this, I was at the post office the other day to mail out an entry for a film festival. When I got there, there was this young woman at the counter ahead of me. She was a brunette in her mid- to late-20s; skinny with (dare I say it) really big boobs.
In short, she looked better than anything I could reasonably get from a web site.
Plus, I noticed that she was mailing off stuff to a couple of graduate schools so she wasn't a total air head either.
Anyway, when she finished at the counter, she turned and there was this brief instant where we made eye contact.
Unfortunately, my brain froze on me. I had no idea what to say to this woman. She was out of the building and in the parking lot before the idea of simply saying, "hi!" entered my mind.
*sigh*
Oh, well. Better maybe I'll have luck next time.
Comments
And a nice rack really isn't a great way to pick a date, even if she's applying to multiple colleges. LOL
You've probably already seen this, but these cuties are in the new Weezer video "Pork and Beans," and I just had to check out the original reference. It's right up your alley - cute girls jamming to Europop dance music (in this case, Daft Punk): Daft Bodies
Happy Friday!
^_^
Oh, n-o-w someone tells me!
Love & laughter,
Frank