Saturday, April 23, 2011

The New Motto for Michigan

I thought of a new slogan for the Great Lakes State; one that brings us into greater compliance with truth in advertising laws.
Welcome to Michigan. Our government sucks so badly, you'll forget how terrible our economy is.
For those who prefer to continue our proud tradition of Michigan's state motto always being in Latin, this works out to be, "Ita imperio malo, quam grauis obliviscar oeconomia nostrae."

I'm confident that the Michigan Legislature will endorse this idea.

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