I've inundated my friends and family for years with commentaries on everything from foreign currency transactions to the menu at Taco Bell. Some of my commentaries are funny or insightful. Some are me ranting about something I'm annoyed about. All of them come with "Frank's Blog Guarantee" - if you think I've wasted your time with a blog entry, you have the right to kick me in the shins as hard as you want.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
The Strippers Read My Horoscope
I read my horoscope this morning. It's something that I rarely do, but this morning over breakfast, I read mine. It said:
Leo. There's an aura of excitement around you. Your presence will be uniquely energizing.
I read this horoscope this morning and my first though was, "Oh, I guess this means the strippers found out that one of my clients paid their invoice recently."
And, yes, I do realize that I am a very bad man for thinking this.