Saturday, April 30, 2011

The Strippers Read My Horoscope

I read my horoscope this morning. It's something that I rarely do, but this morning over breakfast, I read mine. It said:
Leo. There's an aura of excitement around you. Your presence will be uniquely energizing.
I read this horoscope this morning and my first though was, "Oh, I guess this means the strippers found out that one of my clients paid their invoice recently."

And, yes, I do realize that I am a very bad man for thinking this.