Guest Starring in Weird Dreams

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Rachel Nichols Started a Pillow Fight
I had this really weird dream last night.

In my dream, I was looking for the TV Guide and walked into my living room to find it. Keira Knightley, Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols, and Katy Perry were all hanging out there for some reason. (Yes, I have excellent taste in guest stars for my dreams.)

Anyway, I asked the ladies if they had seen my TV Guide but they ignored me. Instead of answering, Rachel Nichols started a pillow fight with the three other women. I remember being both excited by the pillow fight and irritated that they were ignoring me.

I never did find my TV Guide, but - and here's the really weird part - after a moment, those pillows turned into giant ice cream cones. Four of the hottest women in the world were now having an ice cream fight in my living room.

Keira Knightley Likes Ice Cream
It was at this point where, in my dream, Keira Knightley turned to me asked what my favorite flavor of ice cream is. It was at this point that I woke up with this intense craving for ice cream.

Anyway, psychoanalyze this one at will. I would love to hear what other folks think about this one.

As for me, I'm having chocolate ice cream for breakfast this morning - in case Keira Knightley was wondering.

Comments

The Words Crafter said…
I think you had the dream of all manly dreams! Hot women, a pillow fight, covered in ice cream?!!! Don't tell my husband about this! He'll have Kate Beckinsale doing something with ice cream and oreos :)
11:00 AM, January 09, 2011
Frank Nemecek said…
The only thing that could make it more manly would be if football or monster trucks were somehow involved.

Your husband now has a goal to work towards.
9:51 PM, January 09, 2011
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