I've inundated my friends and family for years with commentaries on everything from foreign currency transactions to the menu at Taco Bell. Some of my commentaries are funny or insightful. Some are me ranting about something I'm annoyed about. All of them come with "Frank's Blog Guarantee" - if you think I've wasted your time with a blog entry, you have the right to kick me in the shins as hard as you want.
Friday, January 07, 2011
Guest Starring in Weird Dreams
Rachel Nichols Started a Pillow Fight
I had this really weird dream last night.
In my dream, I was looking for the TV Guide and walked into my living room to find it. Keira Knightley, Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols, and Katy Perry were all hanging out there for some reason. (Yes, I have excellent taste in guest stars for my dreams.)
Anyway, I asked the ladies if they had seen my TV Guide but they ignored me. Instead of answering, Rachel Nichols started a pillow fight with the three other women. I remember being both excited by the pillow fight and irritated that they were ignoring me.
I never did find my TV Guide, but - and here's the really weird part - after a moment, those pillows turned into giant ice cream cones. Four of the hottest women in the world were now having an ice cream fight in my living room.
Keira Knightley Likes Ice Cream
It was at this point where, in my dream, Keira Knightley turned to me asked what my favorite flavor of ice cream is. It was at this point that I woke up with this intense craving for ice cream.
Anyway, psychoanalyze this one at will. I would love to hear what other folks think about this one.
As for me, I'm having chocolate ice cream for breakfast this morning - in case Keira Knightley was wondering.