I've inundated my friends and family for years with commentaries on everything from foreign currency transactions to the menu at Taco Bell. Some of my commentaries are funny or insightful. Some are me ranting about something I'm annoyed about. All of them come with "Frank's Blog Guarantee" - if you think I've wasted your time with a blog entry, you have the right to kick me in the shins as hard as you want.
Katy Perry's Left Breast
Katy Perry is on the cover of Vogue this month. I did what I always do when I see her on a magazine cover. I looked at her left breast.
Magazines always put the most interesting, thought-provoking questions next to Katy Perry's left breast when she is on a cover. Each of her breasts may appear to be equal at first glance. However, her left one is clearly more of an intellectual than its twin. This, of course, is why it generally attracts a higher quality of copy.
Katy Perry's Left Breast Wants to Know
This time around, however, I regret that I am disappointed. The best copy that Katy Perry's left breast was able to attract was the question Michele Bachmann: Hot or Not?
Really, now? That's the best that Katy Perry's left breast could attract? "Michele Bachmann: Hot or Not?"
That is a question that isn't worth asking, in my opinion, let alone putting on the cover of a national magazine next to Katy Perry's left breast.
Michele Bachmann, after all, is simply the less attractive, less intellectual, and less electable version of Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin won a beauty pageant; Michelle Bachmann has not and likely would not. Sarah Palin has written two books and is the subject of several hundred more; Michelle Bachmann has yet to write even one book. Sarah Palin won statewide elected office; Michele Bachmann has never held a statewide office nor has she held a leadership position in the U.S. Congress or the Minnesota Legislature.
Yes, Michele Bachmann is a less attractive, less intellectual, and less electable version of Sarah Palin.
And Katy Perry's left breast wants to know if Michele Bachmann is "hot or not?"
That, my friends, is the kind of a question that one would have expected from Katy Perry's right breast.
According to those fun loving, party animals at Google Analytics, an average of one person every day finds my blog as a result of a search for "Supergirl porn". It's all a result of this post on Supergirl from last summer. Anyway, there is no actual porn on my blog (Supergirl or otherwise). However, for the benefit of those who do find this blog as a result of such as search, as well as for the general amusement of everyone else, give you this image below.
Kudos, by the way, go out to Dr. Zaius of the Zaius Nation Blog for finding this gem. I also found his blog via Google.
I was surfing the web last night, looking for more news on Kristen Bell. I came across this post on TMZ.com about Kristen at the beach. They were critical of the photo of her to the left, but admired her in the one to the right.
I don't care what the folks at TMZ say. Granny shades or not. Hair up or down. Kristen Bell looks darn hot.
Strangely enough, she managed to lose her bikini top while swimming in the Pacific Ocean this morning. Luckily, there just happened to be a photographer from the Pacific Coast News nearby to snap a photograph of an essentially topless Heidi Montag and make sure that it ended up on the internet.
We are so lucky that he just happened to be there when Heidi Montag's bikini top "fell off".
I wonder what kind of an accident Heidi Montag will have next.
I guess we'll have to wait until early October to find out. In the meantime, more (almost) topless photos of Heidi Montag are available here.