Impregnating Keira

Keira Knightley recently told the New Zealand publication Stuff that she wants to become pregnant, just to stop the anorexia rumors. Personally, I think it would be a lot easier for her to make a few stops at the nearest McDonald's but that's just me.

Of course, there's a bit of twist with her plan to end the rumors because her long-time boyfriend Rupert Friend has said that a) he has no intentions of proposing marriage to Ms. Knightley and b) he doesn't want to have children anytime soon.

Now, if you listen very closely, you will almost certainly be able to hear the sound of a thousand horny men booking a flight to London in an effort to help Keira Knightley out of her dilemma.

And they say chivalry is dead.