My Casino Story
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and- down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings, her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
The moral of this story is:
- Not all Southerners are stupid;
- Not all blondes are dumb;
- But all men, are men.