Sunday, December 13, 2009

My Confession

My faithful readers, I'm afraid that I have a confession to make.

I too once had an affair with legendary golfer Tiger Woods.

I thought I was the only one that Tiger Woods had ever shown his special golf club to. However, I have learned over the past couple of weeks that I was neither his first nor his last.

You can read all of the torrid details in my soon to be released book, I Know Why They Call Him "Tiger".

I expect a movie deal to be announced soon.  Perhaps that announcement will even be included in one of the three reality TV shows that I will be appearing on soon.

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