Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Tiger Woods Mistress Devon James Comes Forward

Devon James became the latest porn star to come forward and say that she had a sexual relationship with Tiger Woods while he was married.

This means that Tiger Woods had at least 15 mistresses during his marriage to Elin Nordegren, including at least 3 of whom were porn stars.

Of course, with 15 mistresses to his credit, one has to wonder if the folks who make video games will update the Tiger Woods game to reflect the sport that he was perhaps most proficient at.

Players, for example, could leave the golf course behind and join virtual Tiger Woods in a dimly lit bar as he pursues his latest conquest. In later stages of the game, players could concoct various schemes to keep his indiscretions a secret.

And then, of course, comes the final level when players would score points by helping Tiger Woods dodge golf clubs that are swung at his head by his pissed off wife.

Call me, EA Sports. We can make this huge.

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