I've inundated my friends and family for years with commentaries on everything from foreign currency transactions to the menu at Taco Bell. Some of my commentaries are funny or insightful. Some are me ranting about something I'm annoyed about. All of them come with "Frank's Blog Guarantee" - if you think I've wasted your time with a blog entry, you have the right to kick me in the shins as hard as you want.
Saturday, December 25, 2010
My Christmas Gift from Keira Knightley
Keira Knightley Needs Consolation
I got the best Christmas present I could ask for early this morning. It turns out that Keira Knightley, whom I have obsessed about for years now, has broken up with her boyfriend of the past five years.
Now, where did I put my passport?
Keira Knightley clearly needs someone to console her right now and I have a plane to catch.