Saturday, December 25, 2010

My Christmas Gift from Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley Needs Consolation
I got the best Christmas present I could ask for early this morning. It turns out that Keira Knightley, whom I have obsessed about for years now, has broken up with her boyfriend of the past five years.

Now, where did I put my passport?

Keira Knightley clearly needs someone to console her right now and I have a plane to catch.

1 comment:

The Words Crafter said...

So, why are you wasting time on here?!!!! Get going!