My In-Box

One of my more loyal readers asked why I don't create my own version of Facebook that doesn't suck.

I've thought about it. I even mapped out the things that it should and should not have.

However, this is my current in-box.

My In-Box
Please ignore the fact that you can see an empty shot glass in this photo above. (I didn't even notice it until after I had uploaded this photo.)

Anyway, my point is that I have enough on my plate at the moment that I don't think I could develop a new social networking site and do it right.

However,  I will make it to through all of those things. This means that Mark Zuckerberg is officially ON NOTICE.

Mark Zuckerberg Is On Notice
I'm going to plow through these other projects. If Mark Zuckerberg doesn't get his act together and start making Facebook updates that are actually useful, I will bring his empire to the ground faster than a grizzly bear can maul Filliam H. Muffman.


See, what you do is you run an ad and get yourself a personal assistant. Preferably one that has some office, technical, and all the other necessary skills for the things you need her to do.

She'll work as an intern in exchange for a fat portfolio that she'll later be able to impress studio execs with and you'll both agree to not mention the extracurricular activities that went on...

Meanwhile, as she tackling your inbox, you can concentrate on your new wip...The Corner Pub...or some such name that suggests a friendly and fun place to hang out.

Remember, ambitious girls know how to do what's necessary and in this case, it would serve you well :)

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