I apologize for voting for President Barack Obama in 2008.
I apologize in advance for my intention to do such a thing again in 2012.
I'm sorry that the War in Iraq is coming to an honorable end.
I'm sorry that Obama bin Laden and several other key terrorist leaders are dead.
I'm sorry that the United States of America has a stronger standing overseas.
I'm sorry that we are no longer torturing prisoners and instead gaining useful information from them.
I'm sorry that subsidies to middlemen have been eliminated for student loans.
I'm sorry that funding for our national parks and forests has been increased by 10%.
I'm sorry that, for the first time in human history, we have private sector spaceflight programs.
I'm sorry that prescription drug costs for Medicare recipients have been cut by 50%.
Most of all, I'm sorry that all of this just isn't good enough for a certain group of haters.