I'm A Bad, Bad Man
I got invited to a friend's 30th birthday party recently. The invite says, "Dress to impress."
My first thought was, "Oh, I guess I should actually wear pants to this one."
But then - from somewhere in the dark nether regions of my brain, came a voice that said, "Well, that would depend on in what way you want to impress."
Yes, I'm a bad, bad man. And the photo below is totally appropriate for me.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6aSOWCudT8paZl55qw8LevrQ9JvXRzrJNNHZxJX6WJUtHiiOPYwscGZarxj5Va5a25m1EsAG8_V1wI1WXqbxDahpwjfFhhoe1VzjAd59_dUC1t1flB1uX3E_ZhfyC0Kog24_78Q/s320/pervert.jpg)
It's amazing how quickly I've learned to find images like the one above.
My first thought was, "Oh, I guess I should actually wear pants to this one."
But then - from somewhere in the dark nether regions of my brain, came a voice that said, "Well, that would depend on in what way you want to impress."
Yes, I'm a bad, bad man. And the photo below is totally appropriate for me.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6aSOWCudT8paZl55qw8LevrQ9JvXRzrJNNHZxJX6WJUtHiiOPYwscGZarxj5Va5a25m1EsAG8_V1wI1WXqbxDahpwjfFhhoe1VzjAd59_dUC1t1flB1uX3E_ZhfyC0Kog24_78Q/s320/pervert.jpg)
It's amazing how quickly I've learned to find images like the one above.
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