I'm A Bad, Bad Man
My first thought was, "Oh, I guess I should actually wear pants to this one."
But then - from somewhere in the dark nether regions of my brain, came a voice that said, "Well, that would depend on in what way you want to impress."
Yes, I'm a bad, bad man. And the photo below is totally appropriate for me.
It's amazing how quickly I've learned to find images like the one above.