Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Heidi Montag Wants Bigger Boobs

Heidi Montag has already scheduled another round of cosmetic surgery. According to Life & Style magazine, she wants her breasts to be even larger.

For the benefit of anyone who doesn't already know this, Heidi Montag already has DD-sized breasts.

This means that Heidi Montag's breasts can already be seen from outer space, at least on your more sophisticated satellite photographs. Presumably, making them even larger will make them even more visible.

All of which makes me wonder: Does Heidi Montag have some serious self-image problems? Or is she simply trying to flash the guys on board the International Space Station?

I personally think she's trying to show some love to the space station. However, there is always the chance that I'm wrong.

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