Racy Bikini Girls

The other day, I was saying to myself, "Self, there simply aren't enough ways to exploit beautiful women for fun and profit." Luckily, the folks at the Gold Coast Turf Club, which is near Melbourne, Australia, have solved my problem.

They take beautiful models, stick them in a bikini, and then race them on a horse track.

I'm just glad they didn't put a jockey on any of these models, because that would be tacky.

Now, I just have to figure out a way to get Northville Downs, which is near me, to do something like this.


I'm laughing out loud-put a jockey on them! Hahahahahaha.....

I think that someone, maybe Maxim, should give you a job. I'm sure you could come up with all sorts of great and creative ideas for beautiful bikini clad women.

They could sell mops, get flu shots, chop lettuce for salads....

I have faith in you!
FrankNemecek said…
I completely agree with you, Words. The folks at Maxim should give me a job.

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