|April Put the Fire Out|
|Beth Rules Your Pass "Complete"|
|Cathy Protects You From Ghosts|
I suppose one could argue that this is simply part of a mating ritual. We are about to embark upon a long winter that is filled with a series of couple centric holidays (i.e., Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's Eve, and St. Valentine's Day). If a young woman isn't coupled up, Halloween parties are essentially her last chance to attract a suitor in time.
Side note: Can you tell that I aced my sociology classes in college?
Regardless, I am really glad that I don't have a daughter at the moment. If I did, she would not be allowed to leave the house at all during the month of October.