Sometimes the Jokes Write Themselves

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There are moments in life when the jokes just seem to write themselves.

For example, over on my neighborhood blog, I wrote about how the tires got stolen from a vehicle belonging to Detroit Mayor Dave Bing's security detail.

Kitty Can't Make This Up
Not to be outdone in the strange but true category comes this headline: "Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case".

Yes, a man named Samuel Boob of Potter Township, Pennsylvania was tragically murdered on August 23. A third man was recently arrested by police in connection with this case. According to news reports, this man is named Kermit Butts.

Hence, the headline "Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case".

I swear, I cannot make this stuff up. It's actually rather sad that a man was murdered and I just can't stop from laughing.

To the friends and family of Samuel Boob, please accept both my condolences for your loss as well as my apologies for the giggles.

Comments

The Words Crafter said…
That's a pretty amazing outcome with the names. Hmmmm. My husband went to school with a bunch of Hoggs...nah, not nearly as funny....
7:04 PM, September 01, 2010
Frank Nemecek said…
It's amazing and sad all at once.
8:20 PM, September 01, 2010
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