For example, over on my neighborhood blog, I wrote about how the tires got stolen from a vehicle belonging to Detroit Mayor Dave Bing's security detail.
|Kitty Can't Make This Up|
Yes, a man named Samuel Boob of Potter Township, Pennsylvania was tragically murdered on August 23. A third man was recently arrested by police in connection with this case. According to news reports, this man is named Kermit Butts.
Hence, the headline "Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case".
I swear, I cannot make this stuff up. It's actually rather sad that a man was murdered and I just can't stop from laughing.
To the friends and family of Samuel Boob, please accept both my condolences for your loss as well as my apologies for the giggles.